weirdcrazydreams:

eternally-a-dreamer:

cowboydan13:

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

Aquarius + Horse = Unicorn
http://www.primalastrology.com/primal-zodiac-by-combination.html

(via britneyshakespeare)


kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

(via katkyn)


Anyone who cheats on their spouse is trash.


(via ugly)


wnslw:
“ hydrolize:
“ Someone left their dogs outside the cafe
”
pug date
”

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

(via ugly)


the-cimmerians:
“ chaoticproximity:
“ yournewfriendshouse:
“ zinglebert-bembledack:
“ agoodcartoon:
“ digitaldiscipline:
“ magistrate-of-mediocrity:
“ dr-archeville:
“ bogleech:
“ kramergate:
“ micspam:
“ ghostsnif:
“ sciencevevo:
“ agoodcartoon:
“...

the-cimmerians:

chaoticproximity:

yournewfriendshouse:

zinglebert-bembledack:

agoodcartoon:

digitaldiscipline:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

micspam:

ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”
-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking,
as of some entitled dipshit whacking,
whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer,
voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,
“This dude thinks he’s a player,
but I am not a point to score,
he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

Oh my god

holy shit

This gets better every time.

REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING POEM ALL PRAISE

(via timeandspace1)


bananahomo:
“ csevet:
“ thespiandipper:
“ allthemuches:
“2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay
”
This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold...

bananahomo:

csevet:

thespiandipper:

allthemuches:

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

they are in fact married for real

image

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list  

(via timeandspace1)


afrocentricheavymetalgoddess:

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

(via heatsnout)


gaymenaredivineincarnate:

blackmodel:

pkmnrivals:

yen-sama:

HIS DAD IS A DITTO

I AM NOT OKAY

*SOBS*

My heart

Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART

Strike me the fuck down!

(via thatsthat24)


witchy-writes:

Hanzo: babe come over

Mccree: I can’t I’m busy

Hanzo: I’m feeling really sad and I would like some comfort

Mccree:

image

(via mccreesnut-deactivated20190103)


(via ugly)


feels-for-the-fictional:

satanpositive:

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

(via thatsthat24)


Eating fruit is okay

oneseriouslycoolguy:

greatjaggi:

centuhpede:

source?

image

this

That banana is holding her hostage

(via ugly)


I envy hanging baskets